How to hit on a girl in a bar

Girl stands at the bar disk and drinks her water that she just ordered. Suddenly a guy comes and talks to her..
Guy: So, why are you drinking water?
Girl: Well I got thirsty, and drank a lot in the previous bar
Guy: And the previous bar was..?'
Girl: Mr Don in Töölö, if you know where Töölö is..
Guy: Okay, but no, I dont know
[chitchat....]
Girl: So, where are you from since you talk english?
Guy: Guess!
Girl: Are you Danish or something..?
Guy: Almost, I'm from Norway
Girl: So you understand swedish!
Guy: Yeah I do
Girl: Nåmän super, ja e sidu finlandssvensk!
Guy: Aa, men de e ja också!
Girl: Du e int från Norge...?
Guy: Nä? Vaffö sku ja vara de?

Att sådant. På fredag var det alltså grundin hos BJ, och barrunda efter det. Sjukt rolig och alkoholrik kväll, måste tas pånytt nån dag :)